What is Mint Goatee?
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A small goatee which forms itself around ones chin whist brushing the teeth.
The floride and mint extract in the toothpaste results in the goatee being minty.
"I has a mint goatee"
"Mike, you've still got a bit of mint goatee on your face"
"Your Mint goatee turns me on...you want to know why? Coz it reminds me of cum. My cum... all over your chin. Have a nice day :)"
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