What is Minting It?
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When you're brushing your teeth and masturbating at the same time. You spit the tooth paste into your hand and continue on until climax. The point of the toothpaste is to enhance the experienced sensation a la altoids. It is often followed by a warm shower.
It was Monday and I needed a perk so I ended up minting it this morning!
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the clusterfuck created by construction zones
"theres a construction sign ahead"
" this is gonna be a confucktion"..
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Ten rules that Christians and Jews claim is the "moral foundation of our country."
In reality, only two (thou shall not kill/..
