Minton

What is Minton?


1.

A hypothetical form of the game badmintonwhere the players actually have some skill. Used in insults. A synonym of goodminton.

Ryan: "Hit the damned shuttlecock already!"

Greg: "Ok, here goes. I'm going to whack the 'cock!"

Ryan: "That's what she said!"

(Greg whiffs)

Ryan: "Nice one."

Greg: "I meant to do that. Ok, here goes for real. This 'cockis headed straight for your face!"

Ryan: "That's what he said!"

(Greg hits it right into the net)

Ryan: "You know, this game was just called minton before you started playing it."

See badminton, shuttlecock, 'cock, whack the 'cock, birdie, hittle ball, Nick D


91

Random Words:

1. A varitation of American Football, which has the players positioned on their knees. CrippleFootball is usually played in a small room, s..
1. 1. A South Pacific word for a big, fat, stupid, and rich white North American 2. Another defenition is a New England version of a south..
1. Small, dried up pieces of doo doo which can be found caught in corn hole hairs (along with TP niblets), behind toilet bowls, and in toot..