Minton

What is Minton?


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A hypothetical form of the game badmintonwhere the players actually have some skill. Used in insults. A synonym of goodminton.

Ryan: "Hit the damned shuttlecock already!"

Greg: "Ok, here goes. I'm going to whack the 'cock!"

Ryan: "That's what she said!"

(Greg whiffs)

Ryan: "Nice one."

Greg: "I meant to do that. Ok, here goes for real. This 'cockis headed straight for your face!"

Ryan: "That's what he said!"

(Greg hits it right into the net)

Ryan: "You know, this game was just called minton before you started playing it."

See badminton, shuttlecock, 'cock, whack the 'cock, birdie, hittle ball, Nick D


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