Mintycracknel

What is Mintycracknel?


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Term given to the feeling one experiences having failed to wipe ones arse properly. Derived from the 70s/80s sweet which left a similar (though oral) itchy feeling.

"I've got bloody mintycracknel, I'm off to the bog"

See itching, annoying, scratching


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