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When you are at your place of employment and are assaulted by a hoarde of (or a) ninja(s) this is referred to as an On The Job Ninjury.
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When you're stoned out of your mind and your mouth opens up a lot more than it should. Say, for example, you have 5 (0 - 4)levels ..
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When a girl's vagina tastes a little funny. Sometimes the "mutton-esque" flavour comes on as the result of middle age.
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