What is Minutemen?
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All American organization, but with some restrictions. These are the requirements:
1- You have to be unemployed so you tell everyone that a mexican took your job that´s why you are a minuteman.
2- You MUST hate mexicans and brown skin people even if they are americans working under the sun, and they speak good english. (Don´t let em´fool you around).
3- You have to live in the woods.
4- You have to smoke ckack every day ( no exceptions).
5- You have to be fat, ugly, grown beard.
6- You gotta have German or Northern European Heritage, so you tell everyone that you´re Aryan descent (you wish), then you can join a Neo- Nazi organization after 3 months and get extra welfare and food stamps (we can trade em´for crack, hehehe!!!)
7- You must have knowledge of geography. You know basics... America is a continent, Mexico another one, and Canada is another one, and Alaska is a country (don´t know where the fuck´s at!)... and Europe is in the north of the US, I mean America( I don´t know why people call it US anyway) and.. wait a second Canada is down south right?. Well fuck it!
P.S: We watch the "Jerry Springer Show" on every meeting so we educate ourselves how to improve the American Society. If you miss the show you won´t be allowed to participate in our meeting (No Exceptions... AGAIN!!)
GOD BLESS THE MINUTEMAN!!! (Please God Mercyyyyyyy!!!!)
MINUTEMEN: On today´s meeting we want your Neo Nazi party to join us to wipe Mexicans off America.
NEO NAZI leader: Take all your smelly ass people and your crackhead ass out of my hall you fucking jerry springer fan motherfucker!
MINUTEMEN: But my grandpa was German and...
NEO NAZI: You wish ugly ass hick, go back home eat your grits and git r´done minute fuckman!!!!!!!!
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the most talented, innovative influential, and greatest hardcore punk band ever.
the minutemen played until d boon's untimely death in 1985.
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people who go back in time and save the world
virgil fox, charle tuttle, and zeke are minutemen
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A term that orignally refers to the brave people who fought the British durning the Battle of Lexington and Conocord.
They got the name from the fact that they were ready any minute to go out and fight for freedom.
Not to be confused with the anti-foreigner militas that are based in the southwest.
The British were unsucessfull in Capturing Sam Adams due to the Brave efforts of the Minutemen.
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Human garbage Organization that discriminates against mexicans and mexicans only and strictly,legal or Illegal,(dont't let them fool you)a great example is an old hag spitting and dancing over the mexican flag on a video on the web,this organization is formed by minority outcasts (coconuts,uncle toms,and twinkies)senior citizens rejected and/or forgotten by their own families,lousy handymen or contractors that blame mexicans for taking their jobs(sorry but an american can take your job anyday if he can do it better just as well)and just plain old fashion right wing extremists without a life to fulfill.
Robert:I can not believe they gave that Illegal alien my job!!!!
Alex:umm his name is frank,he is american from mexican descent,and he took your job cause you missed work too many mondays.
Robert:well,I kinda felt sick after watching nascar and drinking beer all day sunday....git'er dun,unemployment here we come.
Alex:youre such a minutemen
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the po in boston that give u parking tickets or tow ur car b/c theyre to the minute... a play off the minutemen soldiers that were in the boston area back in the day.
You better put more quah(r)ters in the meter or the minutemen will get your cah(r).
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1) A group of men from all over America who are patrolling a 36 mile strech of the border Arizona shares with Sonora. They alert Border Patrol when they see illiegal aliens crossing over. They are doing this as a symbol that the Bush Administration needs to do more about illiegal immigration.
1) All minutemen are armed with rifles, night-vision, camo, and pistols. They are real men.
