What is Miracle Whip?
1.
cum
I cum Miracle Whip
I whip Miracle Cum
Miracle cum I whip
Whip my Miracle cum
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2.
The most disgusting, vomit-inducing mayonnaise ever created. How it is still distributed is a mystery as no food containing Miracle Whip can ever be called "delicious".
Me: I'd rather eat my own puke than taste anything that contains Miracle Whip.
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3.
Another, more modern term, for the Popemobile.
Hey, looks like the Pope just got his ride back from Unique Autosports! It's the Miracle Whip!
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4.
to cum in your hand then smack your bitch in the face.
Just think of the miracle whip that you put on your sandwhich. In this case the semen is the miracle and the whip is your hand, the slap is like putting the sandwhich together
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