What is Mircosoft?
1.
Soem copmayn in Washintgon wehre peolpe maek sotfwaer but can't sepll wroth shit.
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Hey Jamus! Didja heya? Unca Billy-Bob's secun cousin is ova thar workin fer Mircosoft.
2.
Pure evil
Bill gates is satan
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3.
Mircosoft =
Mircosoft burns time.. Time is money. Time is life. You only have x amount of time or money!!!
let's say 20 million users spend 1/2 hour a day booting or pounding the keyboard
NIH
10 million hours X 200 days or 2 billion man hours per year X 10 years = 20 billion hrs.
Bill is a bad boy
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4.
The Devil's Workshop.
"Dude, I hear when you die, you might have to work for MS."
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5.
if you say mircosoft pretty slow it kind of sounds like '' my cock is soft''
hey can i touch your mircosoft?
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