Mirf

What is Mirf?


1.

(merf) noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.

"I don't know where she gets her good looks, her mom is a

MIRF!"

"Your momma's so ugly she's not a MILF she's a MIRF!"

See milf

2.

(merf) noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.

"I don't know where she gets her good looks, her mom is a

MIRF!"

"Your momma's so ugly she's not a MILF she's a MIRF!"

See bitch, mature babe

3.

Mother I'd Run From

Dude, check out that MIRF. Fuck, here she comes!

See milf, mirnt, mirlf, mother, motherfucker, mirf

4.

A clumsy idividual, who usually lacks common sense, style, spacial awarness, motorskillz and hand eye coodination. (also refered to as a "pinner mirf")

Origin. first used by Sillicon Valley pot heads

"I cannot believe you just spilled my cremated grandma all over my mom's kzakistanian rug, you f$%@ing MIRF!"

See pinner, mirf, clutz, douche, bag, idiot, lame, weak, wack, chinese

5.

Chinese MILF.

Guy 1: Oh herro dis my mom

Guy 2: MIRF

See china, milf, hot, english, wat

6.

mom i'd run from. any unnatractive single mother who's men who claim her kids or claim to know her.

Has an ugly used up pussy before age 20. Usually contains diseases and numerous infections are plentiful.

Usually attention starved, on dope and going nowhere in life. Also asthetically unfortunate.

Wow, look at that aardvark looking bitch. That's definitely a mom i'd run from.

That's a MIRF.

See ugly, smelly, shame, wastegash, fugly, skanky

7.

Mother I Reckons Fugly :) Its not mother i would run from thats just stupid !

e.g Holy shit thats definatly a MIRF !

e.g Did that MIRF get hit by a train or a bus ?

See mirf, bree, jake, nerds


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