Mirs

What is Mirs?


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A primitive Cell Phone commonly used by israeli soldiers, which most of the time are trying to communicate with this poor tool.

This unique device uses the advanced word-elimination technology AKA "W_at did u s_y ?".

tech specs of the MIRS cell phone:

1) High volume of radiation - soldiers who have used this phone reported strong pains in their testicales"

2) Activates near-by electrical products - thus saving the army a lot of money.

3) Uses as an attack tool - one can smash a mirs on an arab's head - causing a lot of damage (approx. 57 hp)

Here is a typical conversation between two soldiers using the MIRS cell phone:

soldier A: "Go to t___, and tell them that ____"

soldier B: "WHAT? u mean to trigger the bomb? allright..3..2..1.."

See mirs, idf, cell phone


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