What is Misanthropy?
1.
The natural allergic reaction had by an intelligent, thinking person when confronted by a world of tribalized, reactionary proto-humans. A condition characterized by a need for solitude, and skepticism about the nobility of one's fellows. Hatred and mistrust of man (and woman) kind. The state of being misanthropic.
My misanthropy is founded on the evidence: most people, most of the time, are pin-headed bottom feeders...I want nothing to do them.
2.
Possibly the most rational, reasonable attitude when dealing with your fellow human.
Of course I embrace misanthropy, you stupid jerkwad -- we're a fucking plague across the fucking planet.
3.
Hatred of all man kind.
Misanthropy will get you far!
4.
the best way to think about people, you should all base your life off this, it'll be a much happier place, trust me.
"lets all go be misanthropic towards our fellow humans since their all shitmonkeys that need a life. those damn cow f*ckers"
5.
A point of view towards the human race which is remotely intelligent.
Misanthropy has made me who I am, however I need these...things...to practice my art, so I let them exist as long as they don't piss me off...
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6.
The desire to kill everyone.
"Fuck the Humans" -Severed Savior
7.
1. A practice used by some miserable idiot with no friends who hates mankind because s/he needs to get out more, get laid, etc.
2. An attitude taken by your typical animal-rights activist who has crossed the line beyond all hope of redemption, even reduced to violence against humanity for the unrealistic and brainless obsession with animals who they know nothing about, and who couldn't give a sh*t about them.
3. The reason why some warped people are turned on by animals.
4. A mindset which tricks the user into thinking that they're superior/cleverer/more thoughtful than most of their fellow man, when they're simply taking the easy route.
5. The attitude of a hypocrite who clearly has no decent understanding of the world, and is probably just as bad/sadistic/unpleasant as their fellow man whom they moan and whine about.
6. A sign that you've been hanging around/watching animals for too long, and not understanding them long enough.
7. An obvious signal that someone is an alien in a very poor disguise (probably).
Misanthrope: I HATE HUMANITY! LIONS ARE SO CUTE AND NOBLE WHILE WE ARE EVIL! WE ARE A PESTILENCE! BECAUSE WE EAT MEAT WHEN WE MUSTN'T!
Me: Erm, if you hate us so much, why don't you contribute to our demise and hang yourself?
Misanthrope: Ermmm.....
Me: Yeah. Didn't think so
Misanthropy is the easy way to pretend you're wise and worldly.
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