What is Miscarriage?
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it's when you loose the baby during pregnancy.. most of the time before you even realize you're pregnant. you can notice it from vaginal bleeding and cramps that are not part of your period.
Nothing can be done to stop a miscarriage
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The failure to "give birth" to a sneeze. It is comprised of a moment of extreme anxiety followed by a feeling of utter worthlessness. Not to be confused with purposely stopping a sneeze, because abortions are wrong.
Joe: Dude, I almost died on the way to work today.
Bill: Oh, yeah?
Joe: Yeah, I had a miscarriage. I veered into oncoming traffic, and a bus of schoolchildren and nuns swerved into a ravine.
Bill: That sucks, but at least it wasn't an abortion.
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God's method of abortion.
About 10-20% of pregnancies will result in miscarriage (this statistic is from mayoclinic).
Thank God that welfare-sucking bitch had a miscarriage.
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Miscarriage or spontaneous abortion is the natural or spontaneous end of a pregnancy at a stage where the prenate is incapable of surviving, generally defined in humans at prior to 20 weeks of gestation. Miscarriage is the most common complication of early pregnancy.
"miscarriage "
im so happy chrismas came in july.
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That wonderful moment when all your hopes and prayers come true. Can be aided with the use of a
I could kick you in the stomach and catch you unawares, I could swear to god you accidentally fell that flight of stair. When I tell you that I love you I will look you in the eye, as I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh.... -Stephen Lynch
