Misery Wank

What is Misery Wank?

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To wank profusely in a corner, not even wanting to, whilst visualising all your dead relatives looking down on you saying "is this what we lived our lives for ? A grown man wanking like a monkey in a room ? You crywhilst doing this because of the guilty pleasure. A bottle of Ginand tears are the secret ingredient.

I really didn't want to but when i went home after visiting my elderly neighbour, i had a misery wank......i didn't want to though, i promise !!

See wank, misery, corner, crying, tears, gin

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