Misfortunation

What is Misfortunation?

Intentionally transforming a desirable event into an undesirable event in the hopes that your bad luck will cause it to occur.

I got tired of waiting for my food so I lit a cigarette and, by sheer misfortunation, the waiter arrived a few seconds later.

W.e.t.s.u.

1. An ancronym for We Eat This Sh*t Up (pronounced wet-sue), meaning we are gung ho and highly enthused, used in the Army in the Vietnam er..

Zeeshu

1. perfect gentleman, somewhat sensitive, heart of a lion, SEXY, adorable..very interesting Damn..if only i could find me a zeeshu.. See ..

Vanndalize

1. To get so drunk that you do not remember destroying public restrooms or telling female co-workers to sit on your face. I was so vanndal..

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