Misfortunation

What is Misfortunation?

Intentionally transforming a desirable event into an undesirable event in the hopes that your bad luck will cause it to occur.

I got tired of waiting for my food so I lit a cigarette and, by sheer misfortunation, the waiter arrived a few seconds later.

Intestate

1. The act of not leaving your testicles to anyone in your will, but rather desiring they be buried with you. They may not be much use at ..

Law Of Pwnage

1. The law of pwnage states that anything that can be owned or pwned, will be. I proved the law of pwnage by killing some noobs. See pwna..

Texas Enema

1. an enema delivered with an extra large nozzle and oil, rather than water. "Man, I was so mad at him, I gave him a Texas Enema and ..

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