Misfortunation

What is Misfortunation?

Intentionally transforming a desirable event into an undesirable event in the hopes that your bad luck will cause it to occur.

I got tired of waiting for my food so I lit a cigarette and, by sheer misfortunation, the waiter arrived a few seconds later.

Uncle Hattey

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Hitchwide

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Goat Cheese

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