Misfortunation

What is Misfortunation?

Intentionally transforming a desirable event into an undesirable event in the hopes that your bad luck will cause it to occur.

I got tired of waiting for my food so I lit a cigarette and, by sheer misfortunation, the waiter arrived a few seconds later.

Anal Orphius

1. N.having a huge ass, other terms...rumbus bootus and gludius maximus. That anal orphius is rotund!!! See matt..

Cherokee Chinstrap

1. A sexual act where a man places his testicles on a woman's chin and his penis on her neck so that the testicles form around the sha..

Flatrocious

1. Usually said by a surfer. When the surf is so flat, so non-existent, it just becomes sad. It is flatrocious. Person 1: "Hey did yo..

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