Misfortunation

What is Misfortunation?

Intentionally transforming a desirable event into an undesirable event in the hopes that your bad luck will cause it to occur.

I got tired of waiting for my food so I lit a cigarette and, by sheer misfortunation, the waiter arrived a few seconds later.

Mud Puddle

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Lickolicious

1. Deliciously lickable. Someone or something that is so yummy you'd be willing to lick it. "He's so lickolicious." S..

Oohski

1. An Oohski is a v ery attractive female that usually has a nice and round butt. Beyone is an Oohski...

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