Misfortunation

What is Misfortunation?

Intentionally transforming a desirable event into an undesirable event in the hopes that your bad luck will cause it to occur.

I got tired of waiting for my food so I lit a cigarette and, by sheer misfortunation, the waiter arrived a few seconds later.

Herk-q-lean

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Garandad

1. The ultimate of old men. One of which will consume tobacco through a pipe whilst overlooking Tesco. A garandad may also be an old pers..

Metrocholo

1. a person sporting both the cholo and metrosexual styles at the same time "dudes wearing a bandana tight on his eyes and pinstripe ..

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