Misfortunation

What is Misfortunation?

Intentionally transforming a desirable event into an undesirable event in the hopes that your bad luck will cause it to occur.

I got tired of waiting for my food so I lit a cigarette and, by sheer misfortunation, the waiter arrived a few seconds later.

Florvåg

1. A Swedish blowup doll. Bob hid his florvåg safely under his bed. See blowup doll..

Nomnomsplash

1. Eating while taking a dump. Laphandra loved her Whopper so much, she wouldn't even put them down to have a shite, she'd just ..

Underweiser

1. beautiful, smart person person. "wow, she's such an underweiser!!" See nice, sweet, smart, sexy, fashionista, swiss che..

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