Misfortunation

What is Misfortunation?

Intentionally transforming a desirable event into an undesirable event in the hopes that your bad luck will cause it to occur.

I got tired of waiting for my food so I lit a cigarette and, by sheer misfortunation, the waiter arrived a few seconds later.

Latte

1. A coffee with milk, which costs 5 times as much as a coffee with milk. Gimme a venti latte with extra foam! And is there any way you c..

Public Pee Syndrome

1. Shortened to PPS, Public Pee Syndrome occurs when you need to pee but can't because other people are watching or listening. "..

Dookie Breath

1. Extremely bad breath. Breath so hot it melts your eyelids. Another name for halitosis. "Man, that chick I just tried to holler at..

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