Misfortunation

What is Misfortunation?

Intentionally transforming a desirable event into an undesirable event in the hopes that your bad luck will cause it to occur.

I got tired of waiting for my food so I lit a cigarette and, by sheer misfortunation, the waiter arrived a few seconds later.

That's The Shiz

1. Ph. Used when something is very good. "I watched that movie today." "I know that's the shiz!" See shiz, shit..

Omegalopoly

1. When and organization is secretly controlled by members of an elite secret club. Originally applied to the subversive controls of Oklaho..

Schtumpy

1. It literally means alligator. I saw an ad with a kid singing about his schtumpy, and he was holding a stuffed alligator, so I assumed he..

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