Misfortunation

What is Misfortunation?

Intentionally transforming a desirable event into an undesirable event in the hopes that your bad luck will cause it to occur.

I got tired of waiting for my food so I lit a cigarette and, by sheer misfortunation, the waiter arrived a few seconds later.

King Kong's Little Finger

1. a large turd, usually whole and compact. "i had a huge curry last night, I was on the toilet all morning...you should have seen th..

Yestdayrow

1. A concatenation of "yesterday," "today" and "tomorrow," indicating a specific period of time where it&apos..

Utard

1. combines the words "Utah" and "Retard" Someone from Utah. These utards don't even serve catsup, they only ha..

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