Misfortunation

What is Misfortunation?


1.

Intentionally transforming a desirable event into an undesirable event in the hopes that your bad luck will cause it to occur.

I got tired of waiting for my food so I lit a cigarette and, by sheer misfortunation, the waiter arrived a few seconds later.


65

Random Words:

1. A fat son of a bitch, who's ass is so huge, his back pockets are over a yard apart from each other. His tiny little feet look like..
1. The crwth (rhymes with tooth) is an archaic stringed musical instrument, associated particularly with Wales, although once played widely..
1. Another term often used for prostitution. Stephanie was paving the sidewalks of Hagaman last Friday night. See prostitution, paving, s..