Misfortunation

What is Misfortunation?

Intentionally transforming a desirable event into an undesirable event in the hopes that your bad luck will cause it to occur.

I got tired of waiting for my food so I lit a cigarette and, by sheer misfortunation, the waiter arrived a few seconds later.

Zig-a-zig-ahh

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*queermuffin*

1. a muffin (cool or uncool person it depends on the situation) who is behaving annoyingly or tool-like. this word is commonly used in mexi..

Philthy Lopez

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