What is Mishal?
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A Mishal is a strange being, consisting of legs, arms, a large head and no brain. The common crested Mishal can be seen dancing, tripping, falling and during the mating season, the distinctive call of the Mishal can be heard - "duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".
The Mishal should be approached with caution as sometimes he will attempt to speak, uttering words such as, "shut-----uppppp" and "he ha ha". The Mishal is a simple being and should therefore be allowed to live in peace, safe from the predators of the natural world, such as Swiggs. Therefore the 'Mishal Wildlife Sanctuary' has been set up in Kingston. It is home to all sorts of Mishals, some who answer to the names ‘Mum’, ‘Dad’ and ‘Duhhhhh’.
Mishals are endangered species due to their lack of brain power. There are very few Mishals left in the wild as they often do things which cause them to meet an early end. Mishals commonly drop glasses out of windows, dance, talk to teachers in MSN conversations and follow orders.
Mishals live mainly in the south west of England, but they have also been found in odd places such as India and Wimbledon station having followed commands such as "come station"
2.
a person who is often described as "gormless" and other words relating to general slowness and lack of intelligence and at whose house there is a party at on april 2nd.
mishal look gormless
mishal do a little dance
duhhhhhhhhhhhh
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3.
mishal....not much can be said about this simpleton. Mishal often enjoys his school days chasing others all over the school without realising they are not there! He is stupid enough to think that a certain someone was in love with him coughmelcough. Mishal has also not mastered the art of sellotape and/or blue tack, once being heard to ask a teacher (referring to sellotape) "sir how does this work" and "sir i lost my book then found it yesterday then lost it again".
Mishal often has a habit of doing dumb things in an attempt to impress people and has unfortunate facial disfigurement such as acne that make carl van tonders face look normal and a perennial gormless expression that makes people wonder whether mishal really understands complicated words such as "i" or "and". In short mishal is thick and has the mental age of a pre-conceived foetus (does that make sense?)o well mishals stupid.
"people dont make that retarded face or u may end up looking like mishal"
4.
An incredibly anoyin guy with a girls name.
Used to describe someone of an extremely high annoyance level.
Man that mishal really pisses me off.
If Mishal speaks to me again i bludgen him to death with my shoe.
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Mishal is a word commonly used in the same context as "cool"
"I won State Championship"
"That is so Mishal man!"
"I am so Mishal, when I took part in the Mishal contest they said, 'Sorry, no professionals'"
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chiq...
mishal is the coolest chiq...
