Mismates

What is Mismates?


1.

A supposed pair of shoes that are not actually a pair, usually due to differing sizes. Sometimes they are preferred to normal shoes by individuals with differing feet sizes.

"Jane, call extension 413, Jane, extension 413; I have a pair of mismates."

See pair, shoes, wrong


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