Misplaced Jewel

What is Misplaced Jewel?


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When a girl is for the most part unattractive, but has one body part that not only is redeeming, but breathtakingly amazing. For instance, a girl looks amazing from behind with a perfect ass, but turns around, revealing a hideous face or flat chest. Similar to butterface, but not limited to body vs. face. The name refers to the arousing part not belonging, just like a precious jewel that has been placed on the wrong body.

Also not to be confused with fat chick tits.

"I was checking out this chick's ass, but then she turned around and she was nasty. Her ass was a misplaced jewel."

See butterface, nasty, sex, checking out


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