Miss Clarkson

What is Miss Clarkson?

An evil food technology teacher, hates the children, and sreams worse than Michael Jackson

"I told you to bring a baking tray, not a roasting tin"

Doing A Simpkin

1. A simpkin is also when a guy tries to pull a girl with a 70s rollerdance and fails miserbaly George tried a Simpkin, but got him nowher..

Barf

1. verb: The premature expulsion of consumed materials through the mouth and nose. noun: The material that is expelled in the manner descr..

Arse Wax Ass-wax

1. Bum unguent, ring salve. Expensive, refined petroleum jelly often scented with eucalyptus or juniper. Prevents pant-chaffing & guard..

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