Miss Cleo

What is Miss Cleo?

1.

A person who says they can tell the future for only $4.99/min, but is really just a thief.

Where was Ms. Cleo on September 10, 2001??

2.

a fat hoe who tells ppls fortune by cards

hi im miss cleo call me ;)

See phatass

3.

A fat Jamaican biotch who excels at poker, the lottery, and forecasting the weather.

"I thought Miss Cleo was the smartest person in the world, but then I remembered that not only was she fat but she was also black. If you can't read a book or eat sensibly, then you probably can't tell the future."

See gay, harry potter, lord of the rings, dungeons and dragons, chess, anal ring, homo
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