Miss Libby

What is Miss Libby?


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A very, very amazing dog who was born in Waco, Texas, and who died in Loveland, Colorado. Fuzzy. Barked when people came to the door. Liked going to the cafe. Not sure why. Adored by neighbors and passers-by alike. Sometimes threw up, resulting in our discovery that beneath the scraggly beige carpet there were oak floors from the 1950s. What else? I am Indian, and thus genetically and culturally inured to the charms of domestic animals. Yet, I fell in love with this pooch.

Conversation with a neighbor:

Me: I don't know why, but I've been missing that Libster more than ever.

Annie: Wow, Cordell was just saying that he's been missing Miss Libby too.

Me: Miss Libby....

Annie: Best dog ever.

Me: Yeah.

See woof, soft, ears, bark, nuzzle, cafe, sad, love, heart


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