Miss Softie

What is Miss Softie?


1.

"Instant pussy" - two plastic bags welded together and filled with water.

Miss Softie is one of our more popular fake pussies

2.

a chick so ugly just thinking about her will turn your hard cock into a softy.

That Joan Rivers is a Miss Softie


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