Miss Teen Usa

What is Miss Teen Usa?


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A tool used by middle aged men to jerk off to young girls in swimwear.

Also, a whore factory.

"Hey man, did you see the game last night?"

"Nah, I was too busy whackin' it to the Miss Teen USA pageant."

See whore, porn, awesome


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