Miss Vicky's Edit Meaning

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A hair salon in Manchester, NH specializing in hair extensions and the mullet cut. When patrons tire of the mullet look and request their tail cut, the shorn hair is used for extensions, wigs and other accessories, providing a natural look for customers.

Beware to the customer who comes in requesting a "new look" Miss Vicky's default haircut is the mullet! These crimes against humanity are called mulletcide. Unfortunately, many cases of mulletcide go unreported as they're difficult to prove in court as the defense often pleads, "she requested it, she willingly sat in my chair." Usually, the victim goes quietly, paying a ridiculous amount mullet toll, and waits 2 years for the beaver paddleto grow out.

Betty: "Oh My god, look what's coming out of Miss Vicky's salon today!"

Rachael: "A she-mullet . . . another abused victim of mulletcide!"

Betty: "Look how she tries to cover her head in shame!"

Rachael: "Only years of counsling can heal that wound."

See cruel and unusual punishment