Missing In Aruba

What is Missing In Aruba?


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Born from the CNN extravaganza of the girl missing in Aruba.

1. Any human interest story that should go on Oprah rather than primetime news. (example: Runaway Bride).

2. Any job that should be let to the police/Department of Justice but is taken by the media (examples: the Michael Jackson trial, any rapist escapee).

3. Any pointless story used by the media to keep people afraid. (example: shark attacks, hurricane coverage).

4. Any other story you feel should not be on the news, but they put it there to fill some time.

- What? On the news, they're talking to people in the streets about the recent heat waves. They're asking them if they find it hot!

- Another "Missing in Aruba"...


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