What is Missing In Aruba?
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Born from the CNN extravaganza of the girl missing in Aruba.
1. Any human interest story that should go on Oprah rather than primetime news. (example: Runaway Bride).
2. Any job that should be let to the police/Department of Justice but is taken by the media (examples: the Michael Jackson trial, any rapist escapee).
3. Any pointless story used by the media to keep people afraid. (example: shark attacks, hurricane coverage).
4. Any other story you feel should not be on the news, but they put it there to fill some time.
- What? On the news, they're talking to people in the streets about the recent heat waves. They're asking them if they find it hot!
- Another "Missing in Aruba"...
Random Words:
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Drunk and spewing while holding the rim of the toilet to stop falling in.
Hary's pissed, he's off steering the porcelain bus...
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Stating that a person, place, or thing is shit. Derrogatory term. To be said with a heavy accent.
Wow I'm cool.
*Bob does your ..
