Missing The Moose

What is Missing The Moose?

Someone misses the moose when he or she loses sight of a major chain of events.

Focusing on small problems instead of the big ones is a common way to miss the moose.

-"Bush is an idiot."

-"I think we are missing the moose in here. He is an idiot, but first than anything he is a criminal"

-"Word."

See moose, missing, miss, problem, petty

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