What is Mission For Jesus?
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Eagerly completing a journey that seems so very important to the person that is on the journey, but meaningless to everyone else. Much like a real Mission for Jesus or MHF for short
Someone passes you and then changes lanes to pass the person in front of you. You remark to your passenger "Wow! That guy is on a Mission for Jesus!"
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A bag containing a unknown vile liquid.
Mark: Hey what the fuck is that?
You: Oh thats some bag-a-douche i filled from my dick.
Mark:..
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The act of attempting to fist a virgin, causing copious amounts of blood to gush from said virgin's clam
ME: Can I fist you?
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