Mission Viejo

What is Mission Viejo?


1.

City in Orange County. Mostly all white, upperclass. Filled with 40 year olds who look 20 thanks to monthly botox injections. Kids' first cars are BMWs that they use to drive to gorgeous beaches everyday after school. Perfect weather, natives feel its the center of the world. Quite "the bubble."

You're from Mission Viejo, California? Hows the weather?

Constantly perfect.

See mission viejo, orange county, southern california, laguna niguel

2.

City in Orange County, California with the most gated communities per capita of any city in the United States. Basically everyone who lives in Mission Viejo lives in a gated community.

"so your friend lives in Mission Viejo? It must take you hours to get through all those rent-a-cops."


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