What is Mission Viejo, California?


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City in Orange County. Mostly all white, upperclass. Filled with 40 year olds who look 20 thanks to monthly botox injections. Kids' first cars are BMWs that they use to drive to gorgeous beaches everyday after school. Perfect weather, natives feel its the center of the world. Quite "the bubble."

You're from Mission Viejo, California? Hows the weather?

Constantly perfect.

See mission viejo, orange county, southern california, laguna beach, laguna niguel

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City in Orange County. Mostly all white, upperclass. Filled with 40 year olds who look 20 thanks to monthly botox injections. Kids' first cars are BMWs that they use to drive to gorgeous beaches everyday after school. Perfect weather, natives feel its the center of the world. Quite "the bubble."

You're from Mission Viejo, California? Hows the weather?

Constantly perfect.

See mission viejo, southern california, laguna niguel, laguna beach


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