What is Mississippi Hot Air Balloon?
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When you insert a large balloon into a womans vagina and proceed to fill it with a portable helium pump until the balloon pops. The vagina will be full of helium until the woman can hold it in no longer and lets out a colossal queef. As she is queefing you hold a lighter in front of her vagina and the flammable helium erupting from the vagina ignites and creates a makeshift flamethrower!!!
Chad: DUDE! what happened to your eyebrows????
Kip: Well.... Alyssa wanted me to do a Mississippi Hot Air Balloon on her last night and it didn't go too well
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High spikey and cutaway women's shoes. Often abbreviated to FM shoes.
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