What is Mississippi Mammary Mess?


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The mississppi mammary mess is a sexual maneuver which involves penetrating your partner through the actual nipple its self. It is only feasibly performed with lots of lube on a woman who has breast fed at least 50 children. Never the less please don't let this stop you from trying as it is a novel experience 4 everyone involved. N.B can lead to severe deformation of the breast tissue.

Gil: Mate what happened to that girls right boob.

Brook: Oh I gave her the old mississippi mammary mess last night.

Gil: Nice!

Dopey: How the fuck did you pull that off.

Brook: Rohipnol, valium and good old KY jelly.

Pickering: Flipsi-eede!.

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