What is Mississippi Mutton Chops?

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When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns

Guy 1 (Submissive): Make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in shit

Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before

See swamp, ass, reverse, mount, rushmore
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