Missmas Cards

What is Missmas Cards?


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What you have to buy and send, usually after December 25, when you receive Christmas Cards from people you'd have crossed off your list because they would not have sent you greetings last year.

This year I had to sent a lot of Missmas Cards because somehow, everyone remembered I exist.

See xmas, christmas, cards, greetings, belated


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