Missmellp Edit Meaning

1. The cuts, scrapes, bruises, bad tattoos, burns, and minor disfigurements one discovers the morning after a night of heavy drinking; remn..

1. A guy will not and should not drive more then 20 minutes to see a girl unless there is at least a 75% chance he will hook up. Girl: Hey..

1. A complex action that involves subterfuge (stealing your bro's beer) physical dexterity (shoving said bottle down the back of your ..