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To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.
I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..
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when your traped in the back country snowmobling or skiing. if your cold you can shit your pants to stay warm.
Kyle gave himself a New ..
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To go half's in a bad of chronic buddha with a friend/accomplice.
Smoker: "Keen to go '1/2 on a bag of dank'?"..