Missoura

What is Missoura?


1.

A pronunciation of Missouri favored by uneducated hillfolk from southern Missouri's Ozark region, by asshole Confederate sympathizers, and by ignorant non-Missourians who insist that Missouri is a Southern state as opposed to a Midwestern one.

Chris Matthews of MSNBC: So, Claire, do you really think you have a chance against Jim Talent there in the Republican stronghold of Missoura?

Claire McCaskill of the U.S. Senate: Well, Chris, the Democratic party has quite a tradition in my home state of MISSOURI-- in fact it's known here as the Party of Truman, who is a revered figure in MISSOURI politics.

Chris Matthews: That's true, Missoura is the Bellwether State, huh? Uh-heh-heh-heh.

See missouri, missourah, the south, the midwest

2.

what us californian's (and....pretty much the rest of the US) call the state of missouri. "missoula" is the same thing as "missoura."

ME: hey joe i moved outta cali

JOE: where to?

ME: missoura.


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