What is Missouri Crab Dangle?
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A sexual position in which the man positions himsels on all fours while the woman "dangles" over him with her mouth facing his butt. Both partners have their hands in a crab position during the whole act, and use their crabby hands to participate in a rare behavior called "stroking off".
I met this guy names Joe last night and all he wanted to do when we got home was Missouri crab dangle.
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Random Words:
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a reference to a scumbag landlord, sumlord, or faglord
Verb:
to be laskeressed. to be woken up by the sound of scraping, to print up ..