Missouri Mudflap Edit Meaning

1. A large turd fired from your ass at an abnormally high speed, not to be confused with diarrhea "Man, every time I have Thai food, ..

1. Rolling out of ones bed to finish himself off without distributing the slumber of ones significant other. As heard of on The Dirty Twig..

1. This phrase is used to denote the uselessness of the word "if" after the fact. The entire phrase is usually given as "if ..