Misspelt N Edit Meaning

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Contrary to popular belief, misspelt is not a misspelling of misspelled.

Misspelt is a noun, and it is a reference to the soft patch of fur in the pubic region of your Miss (or Missus). Frequently encountered before a session of licksplit. (see licksplit)

Miss Jones was wearing that nasty little mini-skirt and being very foxy when she suddenly bent over and gave me a shot of misspelt. (archaic: beaver, bush, hairpie)