What is Misstache?
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A womans hairy upper lip.
Dude, my wife needs to go and get her misstache waxed!
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2.
A lady moustache.
Visable hair on a woman's upper lip.
"Dude, that girl has has a serious misstache that needs attending to"
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The ultimate name for a bad mustache. Sometimes belonging to people who grow it but refuse to admit that it looks like roadkill above their lips.
The terminator felt terrible losing to a scary wrestler with a freaky misstache on his face.
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