What is Misted?
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Democrat spelling of the english word "missed".
Definition: To feel sorrow and joy at the same time, while receiving a lost loved one's government subsidy.
Actual example from the back window of a Cadillac in the Social Security Office parking lot: "R.I.P. Rose,
You will be misted"
Random Words:
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Humorous mismangulation of "gin and tonic". The term indicates a high degree of drunkenness followed by sex with a woman. It..
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When doing a girl in the ass, you jizz, and she later has to take a mad crap and your jizz comes out with it.
Guy: Hey baby that was so..
