Misted

What is Misted?


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Democrat spelling of the english word "missed".

Definition: To feel sorrow and joy at the same time, while receiving a lost loved one's government subsidy.

Actual example from the back window of a Cadillac in the Social Security Office parking lot: "R.I.P. Rose,

You will be misted"


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