Mister Miyagi

What is Mister Miyagi?


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Badass lunatic life teacher for Whinelelson in the first 3 karate kid movies. Not only was he untouchable in a fighting (save one Chozen cheapshot in karate kid 2), he was able to put up with Whinelelson's constant crying and moaning through 3 feature length motion pictures.

The other night mister miyagi put me in an arm bar while he made passionate love to my wife and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

See bad ass, deity, idol, cool, awesome


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