What is Mister Nobody?
1.
Someone who usually shows up when I am drunk. He makes my life miserable.
"Who came home and pissed all over the floor?"
"Mister Nobody did."
"Well, who shit in the sink?"
"Mister Nobody did that too."
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2.
Always manages to do things that make your life harder. Works with
"Oh, so I suppose Mister Nobody ate the last cookie!"
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