Mister Pucker

What is Mister Pucker?

One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.

One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"

Pick A Flap And Fuck It

1. What one is forced to do when trying to have sex with an obese female, and does not have any flourhandy to roll her in to help search fo..

Murble

1. To rub affectionately against someone or something My kitty-cat murbled against my leg when I gave it food See rub, press, purr, bumb,..

Shartista

1. A person who creates a shart; a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shi..

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