Mister Pucker

What is Mister Pucker?

One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.

One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"

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