Mister Pucker

What is Mister Pucker?

One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.

One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"

Rollin' That Beautiful Bean Footage

1. An exquisite maneuver consisting of a man releasing gases from his posterior onto his woman's face whilst simultaneously propelling..

Bloink

1. The sound made by semi-liquids (or non-Newtonian fluids) when placed under too much strain causing them to overflow. As in a muffin topo..

W-douche 40

1. Slang name for the spray lubricating product WD-40 Spray some W-Douche 40 on that car door hinge, that will fix the squeak. See douche..

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