Misty Fista

What is Misty Fista?

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A term someone uses when they are dateless and staying at home to wank off instead of going out with a girl. Refers to the fist motion one's hand takes on to masturbate

Oh well, I'm dateless again. I guess it's me and the only girls that will not say no and that is Misty Fista and my DVD collection.

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