Misty Fista

What is Misty Fista?

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A term someone uses when they are dateless and staying at home to wank off instead of going out with a girl. Refers to the fist motion one's hand takes on to masturbate

Oh well, I'm dateless again. I guess it's me and the only girls that will not say no and that is Misty Fista and my DVD collection.

See beat the bishop, choking the chicken, milking the snake
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