Misty Fuck Slap

What is Misty Fuck Slap?


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When a guy and a chick are having sex and hes ready to cum, he takes a hit of weed, blows it in her face, farts in her face, jizzes on her face, and then bitch slaps her twice. The combination of the weed and fart creates a cool sensation that feels like someone is smokin a reefer through their asshole.

Dan: Dude, i was fuckin this chick and i gave her a misty fuck slap.

Bob: Man, i tried that once, but when i tried to fart i accidently shit on her face.

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