Misty Fuck Slap

What is Misty Fuck Slap?


1.

When a guy and a chick are having sex and hes ready to cum, he takes a hit of weed, blows it in her face, farts in her face, jizzes on her face, and then bitch slaps her twice. The combination of the weed and fart creates a cool sensation that feels like someone is smokin a reefer through their asshole.

Dan: Dude, i was fuckin this chick and i gave her a misty fuck slap.

Bob: Man, i tried that once, but when i tried to fart i accidently shit on her face.

See jizz, slap, fuck, alligator fuckhouse, golden shower, strawberry shortcake, dick, bitch slap, cum


0

Random Words:

1. Puerto Rican for when yo' @ss feels tow up from the flow up. Hay pepe, trabaje to' el dia, y estoy ewañangao...
1. When one takes a foul-smelling woman to an alleyway and proceeds to take off her clothes, then electrically tapes her to a pole. The per..
1. The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating. He took a bite, saw the other half of the worm in the app..