Mitch

What is Mitch?


1.

One of the coolest, if not the coolest human-created names to ever grace this planet. Almost every single person with this Godly-gift of a name has pure awesomness coursing through their blood.

John: Did you see that guy Mitch?

Bill: I sure as hell did, that guy is wicked awesome.

See mitchell, awesome, cool, bad-ass, wicked

2.

A cheeseburger eating beast

Damn that mitch can throw down cheeseburgers!

See mitch, cheeseburgers, in-n-out

3.

A super SEXY guy with a huge PENIS. The ladies love him.

wow...that dude is such a Mitch.

See mitchell, god, divine, sexy

4.

A person who makes very corny yet surprisingly clever jokes

wow your very mitch like

See mitch, funny, corny, clever

5.

Mitch Is A Name For Super Awesome People

Dude 1 - Did You See That Guy

Dude 2 - He Was So Mitch

See mitch, awesome, mitchel, mitchell, nerd

6.

In addition to being a towel, Mitch has a HUGE cock.

Hey did you see that towel? He's hung like a Mitch!

See cock, towel, mitch, hot

7.

An extremely nice guy, great with girls, good friends, but god is he stupid. Although he means well, a Mitch typically finds himself in situations where he is being held at gunpoint by multiple gangs/mafias/close friends.

MITCH says:

hey man, do you need help with your homework

ANDY- i need homework help from ANNNYYONE!! says:

...na man... i'm alright...

See helpful, nice, pimp, friendly, retarded


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