What is Mitch?
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One of the coolest, if not the coolest human-created names to ever grace this planet. Almost every single person with this Godly-gift of a name has pure awesomness coursing through their blood.
John: Did you see that guy Mitch?
Bill: I sure as hell did, that guy is wicked awesome.
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2.
A cheeseburger eating beast
Damn that mitch can throw down cheeseburgers!
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3.
A super SEXY guy with a huge PENIS. The ladies love him.
wow...that dude is such a
Mitch .
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A person who makes very corny yet surprisingly clever jokes
wow your very mitch like
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5.
Mitch Is A Name For Super Awesome People
Dude 1 - Did You See That Guy
Dude 2 - He Was So Mitch
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6.
In addition to being a towel, Mitch has a HUGE cock.
Hey did you see that towel? He's hung like a Mitch!
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7.
An extremely nice guy, great with girls, good friends, but god is he stupid. Although he means well, a Mitch typically finds himself in situations where he is being held at gunpoint by multiple gangs/mafias/close friends.
MITCH says:
hey man, do you need help with your homework
ANDY- i need homework help from ANNNYYONE!! says:
...na man... i'm alright...
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