What is Mitch Bitch?
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An alcoholic beverage that is attained by mixing 1 part Yager to 4 parts Root Beer (preferably A&W or IBC, MUG tastes like shit). This was concocted by none other than Mitch Ortenburg and it's his guarantee "Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!"
I drank a big Mitch Bitch last night and ended up with my pannies in my vag. (Hypothetically speaking)
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When you get inebriated and end up sleeping with a relative.
All I remember is my cousin Jeff and my cousin Susie were at the bar getti..