Mitch Itch

What is Mitch Itch?


1.

Unknown sexually transmitted disease characterized by

by highly contagious lesions. May be transmitted to co-workers through physical contact. Some rare strains have been known to be airborne. Early symptoms include subject incessantly adjusting crotch. Subjects suffering from mitch itch will vehemently deny disease contraction.

Common treatment involves hydro-cortisone and icy hot.

Most likey cause known: putting the pee-pee in the poo-poo and getting the ooh-wee.

"Stay away from that dude, I heard he got a Katie and now he's got the mitch itch."

See mitch, itch, mitch itch, clap, drip

2.

Unknown sexually transmitted disease characterized by

by highly contagious lesions. May be transmitted to co-workers through physical contact. Some rare strains have been known to be airborne. Early symptoms include subject incessantly adjusting crotch. Subjects suffering from mitch itch will vehemently deny disease contraction.

Common treatment involves hydro-cortisone and icy hot.

Most likey cause known: putting the pee-pee in the poo-poo and getting the ooh-wee.

"Stay away from that dude, I heard he got a Katie and now he's got the mitch itch."

See mitch, itch, mitch itch, clap, drip


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