Mitchism

What is Mitchism?

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A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up

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W00dka

1. Vodka drunk when you accomplish something hard like getting your urban dic definition accepted. Dude 1: - Hey, my def at urban dic was ..

3k Jay

1. a person of high annoyance, and low intelligence. My brother is a fuckin' 3k jay! See retard, stupid, fucka, loser, bitch..

Inadvertent Cock-block

1. when your roommate cock-blocks you inadvertently, just because he/she lives there and wants to go to sleep, making it not really his/her..

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