Mitchism

What is Mitchism?


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A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up


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1. 1. A mixed drink consisting of half a pint of Guinness, with a shot half full of Jameson and half full of Bailey's dropped in. Need..
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1. To take a girls vaginal and anal virginity in one session. Matt I did some aoe farming last night with Becca. See aoe, farming, virgin..