Mitchism

What is Mitchism?

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A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up

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Mr. Shotty

1. A 12-guage shotgun, especially when used in reference to a videogame. "Dude, did you see that? Those zombies were about to kill me..

Vajingaling

1. The sounds that are produced by air being released from the vagina. Similar to the 'queef' but longer lasting. 'im sorry..

Vacum Lungs

1. A bitch like jerry always puffin all my stanky indo and never chippin in making the J burn crokked "Dam jerry stop hittn that shit..

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