Mitchism

What is Mitchism?

1.

A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up

19

Random Words:

Spectacles

1. The Greek god of expensive sunglasses and all that is obvious. Guy with orange hat. See Newman 2. These are people in their teens to..

Gayass Motherfucker

1. Combines a derogatory word for homosexuals (gayass) with a general-usage insult (motherfucker) to form the versatile phrase gayass mothe..

Shazba

1. 1. Verb. The act of taking a shit 2. Noun. A shit 3. Adj. A sentence enhancer in place of the word shit. More appropriate in social si..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free