Mitchism

What is Mitchism?


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A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up


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1. 1.A small penis. An asshole who's friends don't like him at all. A short piece of shit. A gay guy who masterbates (or so he sa..
1. A person who is in need of sleep who is mindlessly surfing the Internet. Usually an insomniac who gave up tossing and turning in bed and..
1. Person (most commonly a male person) who openly and chronically observes other male penises in public places. (Typically after someone ..