Mitchism

What is Mitchism?

1.

A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up

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Brown Bidet

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Shitwart

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[ons]

1. ONS simply means one night stand. Usually used by the male population. Yeah me and that girl had a ons lastnight, she was awesome...

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