Mitchism

What is Mitchism?

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A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up

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Pump It

1. to make something louder or stronger We told the dj to pump it. See shut up 1. to make something louder or stronger We told the d..

Veps

1. Veps is a wasp in Norway. Mom's tend to love them. Omg, I was in Norway last week and you wouldn't believe the veps that stun..

8====d~~~~

1. Masturbation, jacking off, beating your meat. Raf: hey man jack me off yah Raf: 8==(''')==D~~~~ Josh: damn dawg you mu..

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