Mitchism

What is Mitchism?

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A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up

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*does Mannerism*

1. *does mannerism* is a common reply for anything pointless or plain stupid. The mannerism its self looks like a shrug with both hands fa..

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