Mitchism

What is Mitchism?


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A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up


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1. a person with skills, especially in basketball. hey! i definitely don't want to play her in basketball. she's a j-wizzle that..
1. The ability of one to be able to seize and conqour all that is quim. Also a 13th Century Vietnamese clan (the quim, pro. chim) Jonny i..
1. One that is athletic but fails constantly because of his/her bad luck. He/She may be loserish but humerous, knows how to get out of awkw..