Mitchism

What is Mitchism?


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A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up


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1. A person who waits to find their perfect love before having sex. "I am a potsexual," stated Joe. See potsexual, pot, sexual,..
1. excited, thrilled, psyched, stoked, just generally excited in all ways. I'm so zooliboom for this party next week See excited, ha..
1. From the Greek, meaning to towel off. After I zoquo, I like to ushnuu. See zoquo, water sport, scrabble..