Mitchism

What is Mitchism?

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A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up

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5-teen

1. 15 teen minutes or in between 5 or 10 minutes. Yo homie I'll be there in 5-teen minutes. See tussie, flussy, hussie, boosie..

Emergency Stain

1. The result of a man's Post-Masturbatory Reflection Period being cut brutally short (by the arrival of other people to the scene). U..

120's

1. As explained and summarily down-thumbed in the entry for 120 (don't you love the editorial power of inifinite monkeys?), "120&..

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