Mitchism

What is Mitchism?

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A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up

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Ophy

1. Someone who is always late. A girl that takes several hours to get "ready" to go out. "Damn, the bitch done ophy'd...

Ball Punch

1. To Repeatidally punch ones self in the nuts to maintain focus I had to ball punch myself to focus on teh conference call See sack slap..

Quilm

1. To blow the foam off the top of your beer at somebody "dude, Ben totally just Quilmed me" See beer, blow, foam, froth, bubbl..

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