Mitchism

What is Mitchism?


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A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up


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1. dick id like to fart on "brent is a maajjjoor DILFO" See dilfo, dick, fart, dick fart, dildo..
1. the stupidest blind old tramp who's allways over ready to moon the poor unsuspecting public what an old piddle poop you look today..
1. To be slewn by a blade. Usually refers to CS. I knifed a nub to cs coz I am a mofo! I am teh shitz. 2. verb : stabbed with a knife. ..