Mitchism

What is Mitchism?


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A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up


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1. gang leader or mob boss vladimir lenin was the pakhan of the mafiya See godfather, don, leader, boss, oyabun..
1. being lovable, but not being able to do anything effectively. The job interview went bad. He said I was a hosna. See lovable, useless,..
1. owner of luscious long taint Man, have you talked to Araminta lately? Her taint look goooooood. See taint, araminta, good, look..