Mitchism

What is Mitchism?

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A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up

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Ruggie

1. One who downloads excessively. Also known as a rug. Shad took so much off my FTP that he downed the server. He's a Ruggie. 2. ..

Pull A Marshall

1. to pull a marshall is when you steal your best friend's girl; ho; bitch; etc. Hopefully Shawn doesn't "pull a marshall&q..

Quitters

1. Socks with bad elastic. Quitters also contribute to suth. First heard on an Outward Bound course in 1989. My feet are all wet and my qu..

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