Mitchism

What is Mitchism?


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A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up


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1. A black person who after robbing a white guy jumps off the roof to escape that fuckin roof jumper stole my t.v. See boobs..
1. Short for, "Oh, Lord!" As heard from American Idol (season 7) contestants Ramiele Malubay (who seems to have started the tren..
1. N.having a huge ass, other terms...rumbus bootus and gludius maximus. That anal orphius is rotund!!! See matt..