Mitchism

What is Mitchism?

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A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up

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Quimbot

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Prample

1. A shiny glittery sticker paper, usually used for band promotional materials. Yo, check out this prample 311 sticker, dog!..

Skirtle

1. When your taking a shit and its mixed with hard shit and watery shit. It will squirt out between the hard shit to make a skirtle. Hey m..

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