Mithras

What is Mithras?


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Some guy that Jesus ripped off

Mithras: Okay, get this - I'm the son of a god, I was born to a virgin, I taught people important things and performed miracles, and then I was executed, but came back to life!

Jesus: Hey, sounds cool. I think I'll steal that.

Mithras: Dammit, I knew I should've gotten it copyrighted!

See jesus, mithraism, greece, israel, religion


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